Friday, February 04, 2005

Time to Rant and Rave

Often during an interview, the question will be asked, "If you could meet any person, living or dead, who would it be?". More often than not, the choice will be a political or entertainment or literary character.....or a biblical figure. I can understand those choices. Who wouldn't want to meet Washington or Lincoln? Moses or Jesus? Mozart or Bach? Shakespere? But wait.

My first choice would be the person who came up with the concept of taping up the ends of new CDs and DVDs with that delightful brittle tape that shreds when you try to peel it off. I'm not certain if this person is living or dead, but if there is any justice in the universe, he or she IS dead, and burning in the everlasting flames of hell!

My second choice would be along the same line. I'd want to meet the individual who decided that putting this tape on one end was not enough. Why not apply it to TWO sides? No, wait....how about all THREE! Once again I call upon the gods and demons for justice for this person!

There. I feel better now. Well, not really, but it was certainly a nice try.

Jaydog

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